Funny SMS

"GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!"


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"God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested."


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"A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
  "U Carry On,
I Have Coins!""


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'This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ...


Now read without the word cat. "


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"U R a BITCH
means.......


B= Beautiful
I= Intelligent
T=Talented
C= Cute
H= Hilarious
 smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"


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"I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful"  "


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"God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!"


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"Sometimes when i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
BUT…
saala. 1 kt sanga ghumna gako sable dekhyo..."


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