Naughty SMS

"Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study. "

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"Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! "

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"Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE."

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"Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES  "

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"BUY A SCOOTY.....

PICK UP A BEAUTY,

DRINK A FROOTY....

TAKE HER TO OOTY,

REMOVE HER NIGHTY...

DO UR DUTY.,

AFTER 9 MONTHS ... 

GET A CUTY "

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"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?"

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 "An Idea Can Change Your Life

But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women to change IDEA. "

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"Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas"

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"It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu "

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"B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S qualifies a PERFECT boyfriend…That means....

B= Brave,

I=Intelligent,

G= Gentle,

P= Polite, 

E= Energetic,
N= Non-alcoholic,

I= Industrious,

S=Self-organised."

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"If i was a dog.....

and u are a flower......

 

I would raise my leg
and give u a shower "

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"He came 2 me 1 nite

explored my body

licked

sucked

swallowed

& had his fill

wen satisfied he left...

I was hurt...

F***IN MOSQUITO

U Dirty Mind  "

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"Conversation between A baby dog & mama dog:

Baby dog: "How papa looks like, mamma?".

Mama dog: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!"  "

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"Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. "

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"Teacher: what is a blue film?

Student: It is a family movie,

which the whole family watches,

but alone at different times."

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"A Boy asked To Another,

What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?

2nd Boy,

I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother "

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